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    eatsleepcrap:

    wincherlockedintardis:

    even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

    *straightens calculator*

    It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

    n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

    Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

    *straightens calculator again*

    Kick the fucking door in

    well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

    some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

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    No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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    Sherlock out.

    woah.

    it got better

    and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

    Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

    Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

    The light is green.

    The door is already open.

    And that’s why we have a John Watson.

    This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

    Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

    Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

    Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

    Ahh it’s back.

    “And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

    Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

    this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

    THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

    I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

    On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

    I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

    *gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

    :O

    THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

    @hellsite-hall-of-fame

    yesssss

    Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

    Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

    So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

    Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

    But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

    I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?”
    Because of genuine excitement.
    Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom
    To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.  
    The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.  
    I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

    CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

    SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

    CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

    WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

    YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

    Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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    The debate of all time

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    brownies: corner or center?

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    See Results

    If you don’t like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

    Please rb if you vote

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  1. PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

    horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

    horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

    i don’t even know what to say here.

    you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

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    a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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    do you get it or do you not know anything

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    more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

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    That’s just how black cats be

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    I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

    Ok but the other one is purring so hard

    If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

    Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

    Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

    YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

    I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

    Cheeps.

    Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

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    whencartoonsruletheworld:

    thesaltofcarthage:

    explorerrowan:

    jaubaius:

    She looks surprised to be found

    It is a bit rude to bother someone in the bath.

    well, she’d been in there a while and he was worried about her

    hope nothing bad happens to the guy for accidentally walking in on her. anyway i’m about to release my hunting dogs into the wilderness to go catch some deer

    (Source: pbs.twimg.com)

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    100 Days of Swan Queen | Day

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    fursonas:

    an erotic poem:

    leg so hot

    hot hot leg

    leg so hot u fry an eg

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    10 entire years of Hot Hot Leg

    Legitimately think about this poem all the time especially when I’m trying on shorts or looking at my own leg for whatever reason

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    A moment of light during the siege

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    Fans: “I can’t believe they made Sauron hot!”

    Tolkien, 70 years ago: “Sauron is hot.”

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  1. Dear friends: Our love of blogging brought us together. Cherish these moments because in 10 years this will all be a memory.

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    heres to 10 years of blogging

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    teslacoils-and-hubris:

    saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you’ve ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you’ll never find your way home.

    Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.

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    Don’t you dare do this to me

    [ID: tags reading “#this post has 100k notes. to me”. End ID.]

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    Men who pee in stalls are the true heroes

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    True allies pee ferociously and loudly in the stalls.

    WRONG actually true allies use the urinals so they don’t take away trans resources

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    clearly if there is a line you use the urinal so as not to take resources, but if there is no line you use the stall to normalize stall pissing

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    I love and live for this discussion, thank you

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